February 2012
182 posts
cosmo tip #188
expertcosmotips:
if boys don’t like any part of your body the obvious solution is cosmetic surgery. why learn to be happy with yourself when everyone else can love you?
sparklesnpink:
last week i was informed that my parents have given my bed away. i am supposed to sleep in the attic when i come home. today i came home for reading week to find this recent purchase:
my parents bought a two story cat bed. their daughter can’t have a bed, but their cats can. what the fuck.
I study the Crawshaw-Mayhew parenting method to use on my children one day.
sparklesnpink:
expiredbreastmilk:
I FOUND OUT WHERE MY SHOES WENT BC MY FRIENDS ARE BLOGGING ABOUT IT
http://lovesitatchrisharperslostshoes.tumblr.com/
BITCHES
fuck yes i did this. i love my life.
the comments:
nipsqueak said: I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
fourth-street said: SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS SO FUNNY YOUR FRIENDS ARE SO GODDAMN FUNNY I COMMEND THEM OH MY GOD
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expiredbreastmilk:
SOMEONE KEEPS COMING INTO MY ROOM AND TAKING ONE OF MY SHOES KLDJFSDKLJFSKDJHF
lovesit@ghettonewrez.mcgill.ca
